Then my British coworkers in this very English company broke my little heart. 

British Colleague: 'I hate Reese's'

British Colleague: 'Oh, these are terrible'

Me: .......

Taylor (after I informed him of the situation via text): Whaaaaaa? Who hates Reese's!?

They tried to explain it to me. 

BC: 'It doesn't taste like peanuts OR peanut butter'

BC: 'The chocolate tastes old'

Stop it. That's enough. You're hurting me. I get it, ok? You have been spoiled with amazing Belgian chocolates and quality European ingredients. I get it.

....But I still love Reese's....